Tech-resistant Warriors Gifts

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Cyberwarfare

'Well, here we are again.'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Wringing the Monitor

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

Stressed Office Junior

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

"Keep your chin up."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

Tarzan fights mouse.

'We too thought we could resist social media.'

Viruses on mobile phones.

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

What Time Do You Call This?

Twelve-step verification

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"The mood swings have improved, but this wind-chill factor is something new."

"It's a new program that deploys an airbag whenever your computer crashes."