Tech-challenged Warriors Gifts

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Stressed Office Junior

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Don't get smart with me!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

He had to update his OS, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write his doctor … by then it was too late.

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Viruses on mobile phones.

Computer use issues

Tarzan fights mouse.

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

"You know those eyeballl rotations you do to relieve computer eye-strain...don't do them in front of customers"

What Time Do You Call This?

Twelve-step verification

'You're a genius Carlisle.'