Technology Warriors Gifts

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"The wonders of technology always keep me wondering."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Wringing the Monitor

Business Advice

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Computer From Hell

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

Love Hate Computer Relationship