Technology Warrior Gifts

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

Censorship.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Free Internet Access

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

'Seven companies in three years.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Wringing the Monitor

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Computer From Hell

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'