Tech Warrior Gifts

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Knight Riding Towards PC With Lance.

What Time Do You Call This?

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"We have sent you a secure access code! Do not share this code with anyone! Your access code will expire in ten minutes!"

Password thief.

'Hello, Tech Support?'

Printer rage.

Tarzan fights mouse.

Viruses on mobile phones.

Cyberwarfare

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Man doing a search on a computer

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Why do you need so many computers?

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Man feeding his computer money.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."