Tech-resistant Warriors T-Shirts

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Wringing the Monitor

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Stressed Office Junior

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Keep your chin up."

'Don't get smart with me!'

Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

'We too thought we could resist social media.'

Viruses on mobile phones.

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Tarzan fights mouse.

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

What Time Do You Call This?

Twelve-step verification

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"We have sent you a secure access code! Do not share this code with anyone! Your access code will expire in ten minutes!"

"It's a new program that deploys an airbag whenever your computer crashes."