Anti-tech Warriors T-Shirts

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

The Ungooglable Man

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

Stressed Office Junior

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Tarzan fights mouse.

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

Viruses on mobile phones.

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

401 Error

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

Junk food...

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

What Time Do You Call This?