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The Luddite Society

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Mobile Bans

'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"Tarzan no want computer."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

Why god isn't listening...

The Ungooglable Man

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

'Let a computer answer it.'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

Prisoner of technology.

"Well I preferred analogue - still, it's 3:30 - better be going!"

'The wheel is obsolete. This is a hex nut.'

"You're a bad Silicon Valley CEO, are't you? You need to be regulated, don't you."

'Bob's served the company as man and boy, and as cantankerous old moaner who doesn't understand IT.'

One of the problems with convincing lawmakers of the need for rural broadband access...

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."

'Jimmy! Will you stop texting on your mobile phone. We are trying to discuss how technology has changed society!'