Tech-free Advocate T-Shirts

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

The days before television

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

Mobile phones vs books

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

'Peace at last.'

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"