Tech-free Living Advocates T-Shirts

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

The days before television

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Mobile phones vs books

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

'Turn off your mobile.'

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

'Peace at last.'

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"