Tech-free Living Advocates Gifts

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

The days before television

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"In my day we had trimphones."

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Mobile phones vs books

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

'Peace at last.'

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

'Turn off your mobile.'

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."