Gadget-free Advocate Gifts

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

The days before television

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

Mobile phones vs books

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

'Peace at last.'

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'