Gadget-free Advocate Pillows

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

The days before television

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

Mobile phones vs books

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

'Peace at last.'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

Hand Drier

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."