Gadget-free Adventurers Pillows

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Take me to your leader. . .

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Camp Wilderness.

Tourists and GPS

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

“So much for Google Maps.”

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

'Instead of a reverse mortgage, we've decided on a reverse lifestyle.'

Candle

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

"There's another tree with a phone charger. Apparently, Mother Nature is adapting to our need for technology."

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

"I brought my own nature sounds."

Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...

"They recommend juvenile supervision when programming the remote."

"Get off the internet and get a life."