Tech-free Explorer Pillows

"Ever since you punished me by taking my phone, I've been able to better relate to those blues songs you listen to."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

"So weird not wearing a mask."

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

“So much for Google Maps.”

"How am I supposed to think about consequences before they happen?"

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

I don't think I'm ready yet for the information age.

"It's lovely up here but I just feel vulnerable when I'm this far from a cash dispenser..."

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

Here's our cabin. Isn't it spectacular? It's awfully quiet. Exactly! No traffic. No motor boats. No malls. Not even any bars! No bars?!

'Away from it all, but with no annoying cell phone break-ups.'