Screen-free Advocate Pillows

Add a touch of humor and inspiration to their space with pillows that celebrate unplugging. Cozy and witty, these pillows are ideal for creating a screen-free zone at home.

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day
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Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

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Screen-free Advocate Pillows Collection

Screen-free Advocate Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for screen-free advocates—perfect for morning coffee or tea as they embrace life beyond screens.

Screen-free Advocate Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that encourage a unplugged lifestyle—great for decorating spaces into screen-free sanctuaries.

Screen-free Advocate T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts that celebrate unplugging—ideal for casual days when staying screen-free is a priority.