Screen-free Lifestyle Pillows

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Spooning

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

The days before television

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

First Place Layabout

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Mobile phones vs books

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Apple TV+

My mother, the PC.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

The Millennial Falcon.

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"I wasn't texting while having sex. It's the other way around."

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."