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"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Spooning

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

The days before television

First Place Layabout

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

The Millennial Falcon.

Apple TV+

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

My mother, the PC.

"I wasn't texting while having sex. It's the other way around."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Mobile phones vs books

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"In my day we had trimphones."