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"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

Welcome to Heaven! Please Leave Your Phone Here. . .

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

"It's amazing, since he was prescribed cannabis he hardly uses his phone at all!"

"She had a digital detox... and forgot who she was."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

Traditional Family Meals

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

The days before television

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"In my day we had trimphones."

Mobile phones vs books

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"He's very disciplined about his writing. Three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and four in the afternoon!"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'