Screen-free Enthusiast Gifts

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

Welcome to Heaven! Please Leave Your Phone Here. . .

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

"It's amazing, since he was prescribed cannabis he hardly uses his phone at all!"

"She had a digital detox... and forgot who she was."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

Traditional Family Meals

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

The days before television

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

"In my day we had trimphones."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Mobile phones vs books

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"He's very disciplined about his writing. Three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and four in the afternoon!"

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

'For heaven's sake! We're only going to the caravan for a week!'

"I'm glad I turned my phone off."