Tv-free Enthusiast Gifts

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

TV-Man

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Child hooking into a television