Screen-free Seekers Pillows

"It's summer, go outside and play."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

The days before television

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Mobile phones vs books

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"I'm so much more relaxed since I got this mindfulness app."

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

'Peace at last.'

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

Dead Sea Trolls

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"