Screen Seeker Pillows

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

Social Media Distancing

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

The Googler

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Critisize your weight.

Airplane Mode.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Technology and literature

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Modern camping

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"All I see is more trees."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Better Living Through Technology

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Virgil

Need Wi-Fi

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Caveman at Computer

'Internet access... internet access....'

Control in the workplace.

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."