Lens Seeker Pillows

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Critisize your weight.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Airplane Mode.

Courage. Love.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Hospital Departments

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'It's Blurred.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"All I see is more trees."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Control in the workplace.

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

That's a street lamp, Steve.

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"I have to get this project finished."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"This one is less distracting."

The last person to leave, please turn off the enlightenment.

The corner that Spring's around