Lens Seeker Gifts

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Critisize your weight.

Airplane Mode.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Courage. Love.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Hospital Departments

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'It's Blurred.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Before and After Thomas Edison

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Control in the workplace.

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"I have to get this project finished."

"This one is less distracting."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

The corner that Spring's around