Sense Seeker Gifts

"You'll just have to go elsewhere for a sense of wonder."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Music downloads

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Check out this new store."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

Starvation Watching

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"He did it!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Band Practice

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Reading room

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."