Sensation Seekers Gifts

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Doughnut Making

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Janet Leigh

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Box of Tissues

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

After work, of course, they'd relax and talk deconstruction. Isn't a blueprint just a series of markings with no meaning by themselves? Our job, as I see it, is to find the true essence of the materials.

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'What's that your wearing?'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'Sleaze, please.'