Scent Seeker Gifts

Aromatherapy.

"How do you expect the aroma-therapy to work on my anxiety, if..."

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

'Your husband will love this fragrance. It smells like a new electronic gadget.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'He will love this cologne. It smells like an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

'I need a new scent.'

"Do you have one called 'repent'?"

'This one is perfect for the 4th of July... with just a hint of Barbecue sauce!'

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

Caution: This vehicle makes fragrant stops.

"Why don't we call your mom and ask her the name of the perfume she wears?"

Oh, sorry, I just love that new car owner smell.

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

Scented and Unscented Magazines

Smell by date.

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'I want something that will make me smell like George Clooney.'

The Pine tree's version of a car air freshener.

"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."

Covid - Comfort Candles

"I'm sorry Madam, but you knew this perfume was dangerous when you brought it"

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

'This one should do the trick - CS gas was developed from it.'

'I'd like something musky enough to make my husband work like a beaver.'

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

'Maybe something a little less potent.'

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Just for the Smell of It - Candle Shop.