Scent Seeker Pillows

Aromatherapy.

"How do you expect the aroma-therapy to work on my anxiety, if..."

Pheromones.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Your husband will love this fragrance. It smells like a new electronic gadget.'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

'He will love this cologne. It smells like an undervalued stock.'

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

Scented and Unscented Magazines

"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."

Covid - Comfort Candles

"Do you have one called 'repent'?"

'I need a new scent.'

Smell by date.

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

"I'm sorry Madam, but you knew this perfume was dangerous when you brought it"

The Pine tree's version of a car air freshener.

'I want something that will make me smell like George Clooney.'

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

'This one is perfect for the 4th of July... with just a hint of Barbecue sauce!'

"Why don't we call your mom and ask her the name of the perfume she wears?"

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."

"It's that bold new fragrance from Uncle Sam—Misconduct."

"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"

"These have all been eliminated. She's down to the semifinals."

"I dread to think what would happen if it fell into the hands of an unscrupulous person."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I'll take three dozen bottles."

". . . and try this new one. . . VERY popular now. . . 'Eau d' Disinfectant'."