Scent Seekers Pillows

'It's about this aftershave you sold me called 'Pied Piper'.'

"I miss the scratch 'n' sniff ads."

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

It's a pity you can't smell it: such a perfume...

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

I love it!

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Canine Scentipede

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Aromatherapy for Men

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Habanero ..."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'