Scent Seekers T-Shirts

'It's about this aftershave you sold me called 'Pied Piper'.'

"I miss the scratch 'n' sniff ads."

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

It's a pity you can't smell it: such a perfume...

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

I love it!

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Canine Scentipede

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Aromatherapy for Men

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"Habanero ..."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"