Subtle Scent Seeker T-Shirts

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bad for you but to die for

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Canine Scentipede

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Excess

'I must smell more.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Again, that's yours.

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!