Subtle Scent Seeker T-Shirts

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Bad for you but to die for

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Canine Scentipede

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Pheromones.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Excess

'I must smell more.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'What's that your wearing?'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"That shampoo was delicious!"