Gadget-loving Scent Seeker T-Shirts

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Who can we call?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Aromatherapy for Men

"Isn't there an app for this?"