Gadget-loving Scent Seeker Pillows

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

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"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Who can we call?"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

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