Scent-savvy Techie Pillows

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"The record player is skipping again."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

"No offense."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Sniffing Zoo

Plugged In

The Cona Lisa

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Again, that's yours.

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.