Technophile With A Taste Pillows

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

"I have no problem with A.I."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

Digital Canvas