Jolly Technophile Pillows

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

"The record player is skipping again."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"I have no problem with A.I."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Digital Canvas

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."