Jolly Technophile Gifts

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Computer Head

"The record player is skipping again."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

"I have no problem with A.I."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

Digital Canvas

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."