Technophile With Humor Gifts

The hermit has relocated...

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"You are still here."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"The record player is skipping again."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'Hello? IT? Yes, there's been a breach in security and I'm concerned about unauthorised access to my personal details.'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'