Techie With A Humor Gifts

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Hiding the electronics.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

I've always been slower than computers...

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Noah posted his first tweet.

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."