Techie With A Love For Humor Gifts

"You all know General Intelligence from I.T."

Hiding the electronics.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

AI Summit

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"V.C.R's programmed"

Computer...Computee

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

Computer Repairs

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Exit Code

Robot with a sense of humour.

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!