Techie With A Touch Of Humor Gifts

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

The Anti-Agent

Hiding the electronics.

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .