Techie With A Heavenly Sense Of Humor Gifts

"I don't care if you've got the latest iPhone, you're still not getting in!"

Hiding the electronics.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

Why god isn't listening...

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"I hate this damn thing!"

Computer Repairs

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

Robot with a sense of humour.

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

WIFI connections

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."