Techie With A Heavenly Sense Of Humor Pillows

"I don't care if you've got the latest iPhone, you're still not getting in!"

Hiding the electronics.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Why god isn't listening...

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Computer Repairs

"I hate this damn thing!"

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Robot with a sense of humour.

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

WIFI connections

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."

Wireless high-wire act.