Computer Whiz With A Love For Humor Pillows

"I understand you have a problem with computer bugs?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Hardware and software

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Oog is backing up all our files.

Noah posted his first tweet.

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Knights of the iPhone