Computer Whiz With A Love For Humor Pillows

"I understand you have a problem with computer bugs?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Knights of the iPhone

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'