Techie With A Love For Humor Pillows

"You all know General Intelligence from I.T."

Hiding the electronics.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

AI Summit

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"V.C.R's programmed"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Computer...Computee

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Computer Repairs

Exit Code

Robot with a sense of humour.

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'