Techie With A Humor Twist Pillows

"My, Grandmother! What big data you have!"

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."