Loves Tech Humor Pillows

"The AI recognizes your face, but it refuses to acknowledge your existence."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"You are still here."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

I've always been slower than computers...

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'