Techie With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

"I understand you have a problem with computer bugs?"

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."

"Yes, there is a worm in your apple. Unfortunately I don't have any software to fix it."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Wireless high-wire act.

"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"

"Looks like Bert's gone wireless!"

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

Computer Repairs

The Early Days of Phone Tag Were Tough.

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Sorry, kids, this is the cheapest GPS we sell."

'Ironically, file sharing is what got me in here.'

"...And its dish-washer proof"

Closing Laugh, Computer Office

City Pound: Rottweiler and ROTFL-Weiler.

...I see you've programmed it to straighten paper clips.

'Keep in mind, Heath, I can replace you at any time with this standard universal remote.'

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

Hiding the electronics.

Selfie Stick

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password