Techie With A Side Of Laughter Gifts

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

Remote control bridge in bath.

Robot with a sense of humour.

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

Computer Repairs

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

WIFI connections

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

'Me? I have a cold mouse hand.'

'Darling, the blogsitter's here.'

"Just need to check on my smart kitchen appliances - they tend to throw dinner parties when I'm not there."

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

Wireless high-wire act.